Jennifer Love Hewitt and fiancé Ross McCall called it splitsville over the Christmas holidays. This is the ex-couple (via Drunken Stepfather) in happier times. Or maybe they’re not happy in this photo and we just didn’t know. Ross is wearing a Guinness “Keeps its head” t-shirt. We couldn’t find this exact shirt on the Web(not even on ShopWiki) but if you want a cheap unlicensed knock off, try this one on eBay.
Okay ladies, what exactly is the big deal with Shia LaBeouf (via Gossip Girls)? Seriously, Hollywood hunk is not the first thing that comes to our minds when we see him. Is it his fashion sense? The five-o’clock shadow (who knew the kid could shave?), the low-slung ball cap and the funky t-shirt? Or is it his penchant for getting drunk and wrecking his car?
Attention celebrities: Wearing a concert t-shirt from an old 80s heavy metal band has now officially become a cliché. This is Drew Barrymore (via PopSugar) mixing her fashion metaphors. She’s a mess with a replica 1960s British mod leather jacket, Seattle grunge flannel from the early 1990s, an Iron Maiden concert tee circa 1986 (or maybe 2008) and some Victorian lace-up boots from 1880. The Iron Maiden shirt is either from the Somewhere in Time Tour (’86) or Somewhere Back in Time tour (’08). We’re not big Maiden fans and couldn’t find the exact shirt on any Web site, albeit after a half-ass attempt.
What’s wrong with this picture? Well, where do we begin? If I’m a celebrity ala Ashlee Simpson (via The Superficial) and I’m hiring a bodyguard, do I want some cheeseball who is trying to get some free paparazzi exposure while he’s supposed to be keeping me safe from said crazy paparazzi? And if I own a bodyguard company, do I want some old dude with saggy man boobs and designer frames repping my service on his shirt? Well, at least he doesn’t have the Steven Seagal douchebag pony tail going on.
It would be real easy for us to cop an attitude about Jake Gyllenhal’s Free City hoodie, mostly because the Free City Web site feels a little too high art for our low-brow sensibilities but we’re not going to hold that against Jake, pictured here with Robert Downey Jr. (via Just Jared). We like the simple Free City designs by Ron Herman, though at $180 for a hoodie, we won’t be wearing one any time soon.
Reason #35 to vote for Barack Obama: Halle Berry as Secretary of State. Here is the always hot Ms. Berry in a Barack the Vote t-shirt (via Just Jared). She has our vote.
American Idoler Katherine McPhee is spotted at the LAX airport (via The Bastardly) in a Victoria’s Secret international yacht club t-shirt. Frankly, we’d rather see her walking through the airport in a Victoria’s Secret teddy. We don’t really know the story behind the tee, though we’re assuming this is one of those shirts that isn’t from a real yacht club, which we suppose is perfect for people who don’t really own a yacht.
This is called foreshadowing because we all know Miley Cyrus (via Dirty Rotten Whore) is going to be a drunk-ass starlet in about three years. By the way, Where the Wild Things Are is probably the most kick-ass children’s book ever written, even better than The Stinky Cheese Man.
These are the kind of tough decisions we have to make here at T-Spotter. We can run the photo of Cash Warren that gives a great unobstructed view of his cool hand grenade shirt but where he’s unfortunately blocking our view of the smoking hot Jessica Alba (via CamelTap). Or we can run this photo. Not much of a choice, really.
Sometimes we feel sorry for celebrities. They can’t go out in public without the paparazzi hounding them. People go through their garbage. Autograph hounds follow them into public restrooms. Then there are attention whores like Kim Kardasian (via The Grumpiest). This t-shirt is obviously a cry for help.
