Halle Berry rocks
by Niko on July 30th, 2008
Reason #35 to vote for Barack Obama: Halle Berry as Secretary of State. Here is the always hot Ms. Berry in a Barack the Vote t-shirt (via Just Jared). She has our vote.
Katherine McPhee
by Niko on July 14th, 2008
American Idoler Katherine McPhee is spotted at the LAX airport (via The Bastardly) in a Victoria’s Secret international yacht club t-shirt. Frankly, we’d rather see her walking through the airport in a Victoria’s Secret teddy. We don’t really know the story behind the tee, though we’re assuming this is one of those shirts that isn’t from a real yacht club, which we suppose is perfect for people who don’t really own a yacht.
Miley Cyrus gets wild
by Niko on July 10th, 2008
This is called foreshadowing because we all know Miley Cyrus (via Dirty Rotten Whore) is going to be a drunk-ass starlet in about three years. By the way, Where the Wild Things Are is probably the most kick-ass children’s book ever written, even better than The Stinky Cheese Man.
Jessica Alba’s da bomb
by Niko on July 8th, 2008
These are the kind of tough decisions we have to make here at T-Spotter. We can run the photo of Cash Warren that gives a great unobstructed view of his cool hand grenade shirt but where he’s unfortunately blocking our view of the smoking hot Jessica Alba (via CamelTap). Or we can run this photo. Not much of a choice, really.
Kim Kardasian needs some attention
by Niko on July 7th, 2008
Sometimes we feel sorry for celebrities. They can’t go out in public without the paparazzi hounding them. People go through their garbage. Autograph hounds follow them into public restrooms. Then there are attention whores like Kim Kardasian (via The Grumpiest). This t-shirt is obviously a cry for help.
[Get it @ The Emperor's New Clothes]
Number 2
by Niko on July 6th, 2008
Ok, file this under the shirts we would never, ever wear but are glad someone else did. We’re not really sure what would possess someone to wear this shirt in public. Is it some sort of inside joke that no one else will get? Is it an advertisement for Colonblow? Or is she just stating the obvious — that taking a dump is one of the great pleasures in life? Or maybe the shirt is a response to this one?
Foxy Megan
by Niko on July 4th, 2008
Our dream summer job: Roadie for Mötley Crüe, the Girls, Girls, Girls tour, circa 1987. We’re pretty sure the lovely Megan Fox (via My Chill Pill) would have scored some backstage VIP passes from us. Megan is rocking it in a rare vintage tee from the 1990 Dr. Feel Good World Tour when she would have been about 4 years old. As far as we can tell, you can’t get this t-shirt anywhere except eBay or the rack at Goodwill. But you can find a lot of other Crue shirts at Fan Fire.
Lance is a hater
by Niko on July 3rd, 2008
Add this to the reasons we don’t like Lance Armstrong (via The Superficial), right behind those yellow bracelets and the fact he loves George Bush more than Sheryl Crow: He’s a Nike pimp. Yes, Lance doesn’t care about the little kids slaving away in the Indonesian sweatshops. That and he’s dating Kate Hudson and we’re not.
Would Jesus wear this?
by Niko on July 2nd, 2008
Spencer Pratt in a “Jesus loves this guy” tee and Hedi Montag, two “stars” of the MTV reality show The Hills, are seen here leaving the DMV in California. We wouldn’t watch The Hills if you held a knife to our backs, so we’ll just take Celebslam’s word for it that these two are douche bags. Seeing this tee on a chuckle head like Pratt is sort of funny but it still doesn’t make us want to buy the shirt.
Peace in Africa
by Niko on July 1st, 2008
We want this t-shirt. We saw it on House’s Hugh Laurie first but it looks damn good on Ryan Phillippe, seen here with girlfriend Abbie Cornish (via Just Jared), who is dresseed like she might be on her way to teach a Sunday school class. While there are some knockoffs of this Africa peace shirt out there on eBay and Cafe Press, if you buy one, do the stand up thing and buy it through Omni Peace, which is selling the shirts to raise money for humanitarian projects in Africa.